A good lipgloss is harder to find than a man

A series of unexpected encounters from last week

‘Life is a rollercoaster,’ sang Ronan Keating in the year 2000, and while my days may be more like riding the teacup ride, last week was filled with some unexpected twists and turns. 

I’m on a date and he breaks the fourth wall by referring to it as a date. This doesn’t feel like a date. A date is something more than what this is. This is a meeting with …