Valentine’s Day is as trash as cheap chocolate

Roses are red 🌹Violets are blue 🔹Valentine’s Day 💔You make me feel like 💩

My local Tesco is always telling me to celebrate something with discounted chocolate. While I love a special offer on Mini Eggs, the current display of cheap, ugly heart-shaped chocolate boxes next to some sad looking roses in a bucket on the floor is reminding me that this upcoming day of celebration is not for me.

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